Okay, here’s a techy post that some of you might appreciate a little. I stole this from another site, but most of it is strangely applicable to folks/things I know.
- There are two ways to write error-free programs. Only the third one works.
- Real programmers don’t work from 9 to 5. If any real programmers are around at 9am it’s because they were up all night.
- Real programmers don’t comment their code. If it was hard to write, it should be hard to understand.
- Java keeps your hand tied. VC++ gives you enough rope to hang yourself. (Note to EE and Robin, this is not coffee. Java, in this case, is a programming language
) - A program is a spell cast over a computer, turning input into error messages.
- Why doesn’t DOS ever say ‘EXCELLENT command or filename!’
- WARNING: Keyboard Not Attached. Press F10 to Continue.
- Smash forehead on keyboard to continue.
- Scandisk is now checking your hard disk. You can start praying.
- Hit any user to continue.
- Error reading FAT record. Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N)
- Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue…
- Bad Command or File Name. Good try, though.
- Want to make your computer go really fast? Throw it out a window.
- If you can’t beat your computer at chess, try kickboxing.
- To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism, to steal ideas from many is research.
03/04/2007 at 11:17 pm Permalink
Ha. Ha. Ha……..
I KNOW what Java is…DORK. Bc my phone needs it to read my email from it. (snort)
Those really are funny…and mainly bc I know YOU. LMAO!
*smooches*
04/04/2007 at 5:26 pm Permalink
I forgot all about that. Oops! Silly me
06/04/2007 at 6:42 pm Permalink
Well, hmph….f.i.n.e. Mock me in your post…just because I’m a techie ingenue. I just had a caramel machiatto….it was totally JAVAlicious!
for the record, I got about half this…no, I’d say 2/3. That’s better than usual
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Oooo, and NO *smooches* from me! I’ll leave that to ee
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06/04/2007 at 6:43 pm Permalink
Yeah, you can see how techie I am with that uber cool typepad avatar…:/.
06/04/2007 at 8:01 pm Permalink
Robin: Too, too funny! ROFL! Thanks for chiming in. And feel free to rip on me anytime.
And I’m willing to fix your avatar
09/04/2007 at 8:24 am Permalink
What are you waiting for? What…do I actually have to do something???
09/04/2007 at 4:06 pm Permalink
Yep