Tis the season to be stupid…

In all fairness, stupidity is apparently season-less. But my particular gripe is currently reserved for those idiots who haven’t the foggiest idea how to conduct business on Craigslist or Ebay. However, before I go into detail, I must say there are two classes of idiots: there are those selling the goods and there are those buying the goods.

First of all, if you’re going to buy products on Ebay or Craigslist, you’ve really got to ask yourself what it is you’re trying to accomplish. If your goal is to spend as much money as you’ve got, then by all means carry on.

If, however, you’re looking for a bargain, then shouldn’t you first do your homework to see what the going rate is for the particular item you’re trying to buy? One could rationally deduce that a bargain is getting an item for less than the going rate of retail. But an item might be priced the same as elsewhere. But the combination of free shipping and zero taxes could also help to make something appear as a bargain. But under no circumstances would I ever consider a bargain to consist of paying more  for an item along with jumping through more hoops. That just seems silly to me.

Despite my plea to rational thought, I never cease to be amazed at the copious quantity of people who routinely bid more than retail on an item on Ebay. Perhaps they’re simply caught up in the competitive aspect of outbidding another. I’ll leave some room for that possibility. But if you’re an adrenaline junky, you might be better suited to other vents– possibly Online Poker or something else where you might have a chance of coming out on top.

Then there are those individuals trying to market their leftovers, castaways or simply trying to sell off their possessions during such difficult economic times. Please do me a favor and do a little research before you list your items. If, for example, you purchased a TV for $599 a year ago and that same TV or a newer model is now available for $399, you shouldn’t price your TV for what you previously paid. Nor should you price it at the current price. A used, aged TV should sell under the retail value, not at or above it.

And this is just based on a recent experience. I’ve been trying to pick up a used or refurbished Macbook Pro or Macbook Air for a while now. But I cannot get over how people are expecting to get several hundreds of dollars more than what one can be bought off the Apple site. Do they seriously believe that people don’t look there? They must. And evidently there must be people who refuse to look before buying.

Another area of gripe for me is in the area of responsiveness. If you’re going to list an item for sale and truly wish to sell it, then please use an email address that you’re going to actually monitor. I cannot tell you how many times I will get a response to an inquiry several days after I’ve made it, only to hear that the person “rarely checks” that particular address. Well, then use a different address, Stupid!

Despite these pet peeves, I still find it rather useful to live in such a day and age where good deals can be found. The other night, my youngest got a bit reckless playing a game of Wii bowling and decided to disobey one of the family rules– to use the tether on the remote. Contrary to popular belief, those warnings aren’t a myth. He actually did launch that remote through the family room TV.

Well, after dealing with swapping out a transmission on my 2007 Explorer, swapping out the breaks, swapping out the passenger side front bearing assembly and giving it its first tune-up in 130,000 miles, I was simply in no mood to buy another TV. Fortunately, Craigslist revealed needier folks than me.  I was actually able to pickup a nice 42″ Sony Bravia LCD for a mere $150. That’s a tough deal to pass up.

Anyway, stupid is as stupid does, according to Forrest Gump. So stop doing stupid things if you buy and sell online.

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Life is like driving the open road

I don’t know if “Life is a Highway”, but it is very much akin to driving the open road. You’ve got those that drive with reckless abandon and with no thought for the rules or for others; those who wanna drive 20 mph under the speed limit in the fast lane, trying to force everyone to succumb to their lowest common denominator way of living; and the vast majority who simply want to engage cruise control and get what they’re legally entitled to in life– no more, no less.

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Quote of the Day #1

I’ve never wished a man dead, but I have read some obituaries with great pleasure.

~ Mark Twain

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Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey, goodbye

rm -rf /bin/laden

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Holy Windows reverse-engineering crap, Batman!

So, been helping some friends out after their lead (translation, only) developer had to leave the country and took all source code for their key application. Now, there was certainly nothing malicious going on. Life happened and the guy had to leave. No one’s faulting him for that. They came to me to help bail them out on extending their application’s capabilities.

I like to think I’m a nice guy, sometimes to a fault. So I agreed to help them out, basically assuming it was all done in Visual C++ and that I would get a folder with the source and with the project file. Nope. I was taught a while ago about making such assumptions. The best was when I thought I could be done with the work in just 2 months of part time work.

Well, it took 3 weeks just to get the source code for the app(s). Yep. Turns out there were three applications, not just one. And while one of them was in fact written in Visual C++, the other two were written in Visual Basic, but not just VB. Oh no! We had to have VB6 with 3rd party Active X controls.

Discouraging? Not at all for a Ninja Linux developer. (I’m laughing inside, btw.) For those who aren’t aware, this stuff won’t work on Windows 7. The whole development platform will only work on 32-bit Windows XP Professional with SP3 installed. Don’t get me started on all the reasons for that.  Of course I got all this stuff figured out and ported to latest .NET standards. You should know that goes without saying when we’re talking about me.

The part that really, really caught me off guard is that the compiled apps were part of a more complex installer that I didn’t have any sources for. So, considering VB6 timeframes, I assume this was all done with InstallShield 6. Nope. Version 8? Nope. Could it be a renamed MSI file? It could have been, but it wasn’t.

Of all the things, these packages, and we’re talking like a half dozen variations, were all created with Inno Setup.

Anyway, finally managed to get that all worked out. And the magic tool of the day happens to be Universal Extractor. I tried unpacking with RAR, 7Zip, and everything else I could think of. But I finally found this buried little text on this app. We’re talking an obscure mention. Apparently, the rest of the modern world different tools than Inno Setup.

Now that this is all worked out, I can actually do a maintenance release for them to fix some database installer related problems associated with their currently shipping SW. So… Booyah!!!

I’m a happy camper now.

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